Chasing Madness

I am TWENTY-FOUR

You’d THINK by this point

I would have figured out how

To brush my teeth

WITHOUT getting it on myself.

OKAY BUT HOW

does one get one’s arm up into a vending machine

one doesn’t, I am pretty sure

one cannot bend one’s arm in that sort of direction

I HAD AN EXCELLENT WEEKEND

Also Winter Soldier was very good.

My weekend contained less sleeping than normal, but a LOT more best friend so I am so very pleased.

And now I am caught up on tumblr and can bed.

So apparently last night my frog found another frog.

(Also apparently they might be toads but they won’t leave the water so who knows)

And I was really hoping that since he had found a lady friend, he would shut up.

Not so.

He is probably telling his millions of new children a bedtime story.

Today I made colorful paper fish (poisson d’avril) and taped them to people’s backs.  It was fun!  I have pretty cool coworkers.

I decided, however, not to fish my boss.

Also I met the frog, and it is much cuter in daytime when it is not screaming. Unfortunately, this frog wishes to find another frog, and has decided to scream at intervals all through the night to further this endeavor.

There is some horrendous frog or something equally tone deaf in my backyard.

It is either attempting to sing the song of its people, or it is screaming.

Someone help.

I only have six more hours to sleep.

How to write a kiss
Oh.  Okay.

Oh.  Okay.

I was tagged by mostlyieatburritos

RULES:

In a text post, list ten books that have stayed with you in some way. Don’t take but a few minutes, and don’t think too hard —  they don’t have to be “right” or “great” works, just the ones that have touched you. Tag ten friends, including me, so I’ll see your list. Make sure you let your friends know that you’ve tagged them. 

This was harder than I thought it would be, mostly because my “favorites” shelf only has seven books on it. In addition, two of those are “how to write” sorts of books. And no one wants to hear about those.

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oiruman:

ufoattack:

oiruman:

i am kind of sad ok

image

this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

thank you

Some days I can write and all is well and I love things.

Other days…

"After Sath was sent up to bed, Eddy I guess did some woman things or something so she can creep on the conversation."

WOW HELPFUL

GO ME

BEAUTIFUL PROSE THERE

ALL THE AWARDS

MICROSOFT WORD CAN CHECK FOR PASSIVE VOICE‽

Hopper moved away.

And I missed him telling me that.

Sad.

The World’s Best Elementary Fan Fiction

Written by Straw

With Commentary by Rachel

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The World’s Best Elementary Fan Fiction

mostlyieatburritos:

Written by Straw

With Commentary by Rachel

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I FOUND IT!  :D